Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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