We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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