GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize