bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
We're too hungover to prance.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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