...so i touched it.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
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