If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
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