nut hugger
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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