one might say we're banned from that church
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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