eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Holy sore nipples Batman
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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