super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Your shirt... Was in my pants
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