Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Randomize
