I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
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