I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Randomize
