I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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