return my video game
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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