i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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