I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
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