How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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