I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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