You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
it's great music for shaving your balls
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Can you bring me the toilet please
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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