I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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