Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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