her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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