do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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