that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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