I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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