It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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