Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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