I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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