no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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