What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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