I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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