yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
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