And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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