I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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