Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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