I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I'm too high and old for this...
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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