i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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