Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
