no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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