Will you blow on my dice?
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
is this the sara with the beer cane?
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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