it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
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