I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
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