Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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