Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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