I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Your cock deserves a montage
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Randomize
