I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Don't tell me you're on acid again
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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