i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
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Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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