pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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