i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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