check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
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