I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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