did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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