ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
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